OK...I LOVE Frankie Boyle, I used to watch Mock the Week until 5am, sometimes i'd watch the same episode as soon as it had finished (a bit weird!) But yeh basically because he says things like.......
" I've got an idea for you Beatrice, why don't you get off your FAT ARSE and go to B&Q"
(on the cost to the tax payer for doing up Princess Beatrices' student place)
"50 nights? How long did it take Bubbles the monkey to scrape Michael Jackson's semen off a custom made Macaulay Culkin mask!?"
"Lidl's own brand shampoo. Because your worthless."
" Susan (Boyle) claims she has never been kissed. On that evidence alone , Scotland's alcohol problems are not nearly as bad as previously imagined."
"Sunny Delight counts towards your five-a-day, as minus 2"
" Prince Philip is the perfect soldier: he likes shooting things and he's a racist. He'd kill his own daughter- in-law if he thought he could get away with it."
(and alot worse)
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